I'm not going to add much of a footnote to this dialogue. You can say I was the idiot, you can say she was the idiot. You'll have to read it for yourself and oh, understand that I have no ill will towards the below person. This is just a unique conversation I felt like posting.

DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: hey
msnguy: heyo. cooking breakfast right now. whats up?
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: nm, louis is driving down to see me =\
msnguy: poor car
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: yeah, and id rather him stay, he needs to be in school
msnguy: is he doing okay? I hear his grades are dropping a bit
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: no and it bothers me, his grades are dropping he hasnt been to school in liike 3 weeks, and now he doesnt want to leave my side, its not even been two days and hes already coming back, and it kinda bothers me i guess, im not even excited to see him, im all like crying and stuff. =\
msnguy: tell him you'll love him more when he graduates and uses his degree to buy you both a big hous
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: he just called, and now im crying like i dont even want to see him. i just wanna hide or something
msnguy: tell him!
msnguy: you don't need to breakup with him just tell him that he doesn't NEED to be physically there 24/7 to show he loves you
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: im so stressed i cant even eat anymore
msnguy: call him!!!!!!!!!!!
msnguy: seriously
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: and say what, turn around and drive another 4hours?
msnguy: yes!
msnguy: sure beats, drive 2 hours, hang out with me instead of passing your classes, and drive 6 hours back
msnguy: if he fails, he'll get kicked out of UF, his parents will get pissy and you can bet that they won't let him see you again
msnguy: so have him study now and have him see you for the rest of your life or have him screw up in school and end up grounded and poor for the rest of his life
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: like in the middle of the phone call i was getting ready to be all like " ok i um gota go now"
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: i just like need some "mandy time" ya know
msnguy: no no no
msnguy: I don't mean you two break up
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: no i know
msnguy: I mean, that he should show his love for you WITHIN HIS MEANS (aka. when he has time between classes, when not studying, not doing homework)
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: keep a secret?
msnguy: just ask him where he sees himself in 3-4 years with the way things are going now
msnguy: no no no, don't tell mee
msnguy: I keep way too many secrets from no many friends already
msnguy: *too many
msnguy: gonna call?
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: i dunno im like scared to
msnguy: whats the worst thats gonna happen? Its not like you told him to come
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: its like he cant live with out me now,
msnguy: just tell him to come only when he has time
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: yeah but if i do hes gonna "make time, all the time"
msnguy: ....by doing his homework and studying ahead of time
msnguy: if not, you ask him if he got school taken care of
msnguy: okay, do this: call him and ask him if its a good idea for him to come over
msnguy: and then you ask him how hes doing in school
msnguy: or tell him that college graduates turn you on or ....something like that
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: lol
msnguy: you already know he'll skipp classes for you. Make him ace his classes for you
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: hes starting to be all like " do you want me to just fail so i can go to FAU so i can be with you"
msnguy: fail on purpose? thats stupid
msnguy: if anything, have him finish up this term and do the transfer papers
msnguy: not fail
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: extreamly and i tell him no
msnguy: I mean,since when did FAU take in UF dropouts?
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: i dunno o.0
msnguy: if he fails, hes screwed for the most part
msnguy: tell him to go home and study
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: and his parrents will kill him
msnguy: exactly
msnguy: and they'll blame you
msnguy: so if he stays on campus, everthing will be a-okay forever and ever
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: he needs to learn that i cant always be there and he cant always be here, he needs to be away from me for at least a god damned week
msnguy: CALL HIM!!!
msnguy: if you really love him, you won't keep the truth from him
msnguy: are you calling him?
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: no, i just cant do it
msnguy: fine, I'll call him
msnguy: gimme hsi number
msnguy: Seriously Amanda, let him go there and you're screwing yourself and him over in the long run
msnguy: if you don't call him, I will
msnguy: don't let him commit academic suicide like this. Put your foot down
msnguy: ask him why hes coming
msnguy: in fact, you can tell him that you gotta do homework
msnguy: and then ask him if hes been doing his
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: "because he misses me and "needs"to see me"
msnguy: bull
msnguy: obviously he doesn't NEED a degree either
msnguy: amanda, your boyfriend is being stubborn and blind. He "needs" to see you more than his own mother!
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: hes stupid
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: i quit
msnguy: CALL HIM!
msnguy: don't break up with him but call him!!
msnguy: or tell him that you're breaking up with him for a week
msnguy: or that you refuse to see him till spring break
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: hes so possesive of me
msnguy: hes no possessive. Hes just madly in love
msnguy: don't talk negatively of him. He loves you, you love him. Hes just got his priorities in the wrong order
msnguy: And you're the only one who can tell him that
msnguy: don't tell him and hes gonna keep on doing it
msnguy: and hes gonna ruin himself
msnguy: over a couple hugs and kisses
msnguy: love is great and all but it doesn't pay the bills
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: have you seen his lj though
msnguy: not lately
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: when he sleeps over, he doesnt let me go to sleep.
msnguy: TELL HIM!!!!!!!!
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: he sits there and constantly says "i love you" to the point where it gets annoying and i yell
msnguy: for how long are you gonna keep stuff from him
msnguy: how long are you gonna tolerate that
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: i dont know
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: ;_;
msnguy: 'til he fails his classes and asks you what went wrong?
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=wtfd00d&itemid=19268#cutid1
msnguy: you know exactly what the problem is and you gotta tell him before he goes even more downhill
msnguy: CALL HIM
msnguy: thats like not telling the president that theres a nuke aimed at him because it'd make him stressed out
msnguy: make a list of all the ways to make your relationship 10x better
msnguy: and you KNOW hes gonna follow it
msnguy: but first tell him to go home
msnguy: tell him theres a really important email for him and that you'd rather he read it at his place
msnguy: Call him and tell him "Hey, I was wondering, with all the times you'
msnguy: re driving here, are you still doign okay in school? I don't want you to fail"
msnguy: CALL HIM!!!
msnguy: are you calling him?
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: no
msnguy: WTF Amanda!?
msnguy: call him!
msnguy: this guy is ruining himself and you're gonna let it be
msnguy: all because you don't want to hurt his feelings
msnguy: you're gonna let him fail his courses and waste all that gas for nothing
msnguy: you're gonna take in everything everything he can improve on and act like nothings wrong
msnguy: you're gonna risk your future together because he needs to see you?
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: no.
msnguy: CALL HIM THEN!!
msnguy: are you calling him amanda?
msnguy: if not, why?
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: hes he
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: re
msnguy: goddamming
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO: and he brought me flowers
msnguy: goddamit amanda
msnguy: theres a thing called fucking delivery for flowers
DDRlikeaCRZYMOFO signed off at 10:39:56 AM.