Vandygld: are you still there?
msnguy: for a half sec. whats up?
Vandygld: why don't you come over here big boy
Vandygld: and teach some DDR to me
msnguy: ??? We'll have to save the private lessons for another day
Vandygld: really?
Vandygld: do you have a g/f
msnguy: nope
Vandygld: why not?
Vandygld: i'm sure there's lots of girls at your college
msnguy: lots of girls and only a handful for me. No rush
msnguy: life goes on
msnguy: you local or something?
Vandygld: naw i'm from nashville
msnguy: heh, a little ways off
Vandygld: where is my money/
msnguy: in your pocket where it belongs. spend it well
Vandygld: you guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to mess with
Vandygld: the alien war has begun
msnguy: I wouldn't dare mess with the right transexual stripper either
Vandygld: so how was your bar mitzvah
msnguy: nonexistant. not jewish
Vandygld: yea...
Vandygld: hardcore "homo" cider
Vandygld: what did you drink tonite?
msnguy: apple cider will do. thanks
Vandygld: a cosmopolitan?
Vandygld: a wine cooler
Vandygld: you drink girls stuff
Vandygld: ?
msnguy: latte. I don't drink nor read cosmopolitans.
msnguy: I think females have a better purpose than being drunk from, so no, it hasnt been on my to do list
Vandygld: what?
Vandygld: do you have to be castrated to play DDR?
Vandygld: do all the asian hot studs kick your ass at DDR?
msnguy: oh, "girls stuff" you said. I thought you said just "girls"
Vandygld: ohhh
Vandygld: no
Vandygld: do you have my continuum transfunctioner
msnguy: castrated? As much as castrated guys might turn you on..... no
msnguy: and asians are the minority when it comes to DDR in the US. At least in Florida
Vandygld: ahh i see
Vandygld: so you don't get drunk???
Vandygld: lets get drunk some time, ace
msnguy: where? a random 7-11 between here and there?
Vandygld: ahaha
msnguy: I always enjoy a 6 hour drive before I get my drink on
Vandygld: ahahaha
Vandygld: come to nashville
Vandygld: i heard you give could head
Vandygld: beer head that is
Vandygld: like the foam
Vandygld: hyuck hyuck
msnguy: I'd rather stay away from Nashville. Thanks anyway
Vandygld: so have you played 8th mix
msnguy: I'm sure you'll find enough beer buddies there
msnguy: doesn't exist. sorry
Vandygld: ahahaha
Vandygld: yeas it does
Vandygld: oh maybe its 7th
Vandygld: have you heard of the new polyurethane dildos
Vandygld: would you mind if i pleasured you anally?
Vandygld: its kind of this new perspective for me!
Vandygld: hehehe :-)
msnguy: exactly.... how old are you?
Vandygld: 19
Vandygld: how old are you?
Vandygld: what are you wearing
msnguy: 20. You're quite hyper for this hour
msnguy: and no, save the dildos for yourself
msnguy: clothes. Enough to sleep in
Vandygld: so you don't use dildos on your ass
msnguy: you're an odd person, you know that?
msnguy: crude in fact
Vandygld: hehe
Vandygld: do you have a pic
Vandygld: i went to your website
Vandygld: actually
msnguy: unfortunately I'd rather not send it to you
Vandygld: do you workou?
Vandygld: your brother is a stud
Vandygld: do you do menage a trois
msnguy: I have no idea how DDR comes together with castration, beer, dildos, or anal sex. Sounds like you're just IMing me at an attempt to piss me off
msnguy: in fact, I'm doubting you're female
Vandygld: i am a female
Vandygld: my measurements are
Vandygld: 35-30-35
msnguy: even the most disgusting of guys don't have conversations like yours
Vandygld: hey i'm just trying to be nice
msnguy: hahaha, thats a good one
Vandygld: hey your bro is hot
msnguy: Since I can take no credit for his appearance, the most I can do is relay the complement
Vandygld: why did you block my friend sanjistical
msnguy: oh god, you're one of his friends? I should've guessed
msnguy: all of his friends are crude and disgusting
msnguy: last person who said that had the screenname "horse feces"
msnguy: if you'd like to know, why I've blocked him for the millionth time, feel free to read this also-crude conversation from him: http://www.ililili.com/chats/howtogetblocked101.htm
msnguy: I don't know why you, him, and all of your common friends are so crude and disgusting but such conversations easily lead to me pressing the block button on you folks
Vandygld: sorry dude
Vandygld: but you are gay black negro biatch who has a big pussy between his legs
Vandygld: do you like to get your shit pushed in
msnguy: excuse me?
msnguy: why should I unblock Sanjistical and not block you?
Vandygld: i said do you like to GET YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN
Vandygld: YEAH MAN I LIKE TO GET MY SHIT PUSHED IN
Vandygld: so you like that girl moya i heard
Vandygld: so must not take it up the ass all the time
Vandygld: unless she owns a strap on or something
msnguy: i must say, you're quite the friendly type
Vandygld: i hear moya has herpes
Vandygld: you probably have it too now huh
Vandygld: does it burn when you pee
msnguy: tell ya what?
msnguy: how about I block you too? that sounds nice
msnguy: you and sanj are similar in all too many ways
Vandygld: you mean a big homo dick in your ass?
msnguy: its amazing
Vandygld: sure
Vandygld: David?
Vandygld: yea he's a homo too
Vandygld: tell him i said that
msnguy: I don't plan on talking to him, sorry
Vandygld: do you and all your gay friends go play DDR and then butt fuck
Vandygld: do you do the grind on the ddr machine
msnguy: ohkay, what does DDR have to do with anything now?
Vandygld: you are a fudge packin rump ranger butt pirate you sits at home with a cucumber in your ass watchin the cosby show
msnguy: come now, lets talk like civilized people. Your empty insults are doing nothing, getting nowhere
Vandygld: but i want to stick a dildo in your ass
Vandygld: but you need to douche your asshole first
msnguy: seriously
msnguy: lets talk for a sec
Vandygld: yeah douching is the coolest
Vandygld: ok
msnguy: David's an.... acquintance of yours, correct?
Vandygld: na he knows you better than me
msnguy: and he obviously asked you (among others) to have me unblock him. Any idea why?
Vandygld: why?
Vandygld: he wants your poo hole
msnguy: why did you ask me to unblock him?
msnguy: seriously
Vandygld: of course he wants to play ddr on your crotch
msnguy: Even if you get my warning level up to 100%, I'm still going to bed
Vandygld: can i come and watch you jerk off and jam a dildo in your ass
msnguy: mind giving a straight answer? Your childish insults are getting you nowhere
Vandygld: please
Vandygld: C.C...Can I come W.. W.. W..atch
msnguy: I'm not going to warn you, cuss you out or anything, I'd just like a clarification in the matter
Vandygld: are you still a S..S..Studering black loser gay homo bitch
Vandygld: H...H...Habla Espanol
msnguy: you're insults are getting nowhere
msnguy: *your
msnguy: lets talk
msnguy: First of all, whats your name? You never mentioned it
Vandygld: my name is smoky mcpot
msnguy: okay..... Its fairly obvious you didn't IM me to make friends. Why did you IM me?
msnguy: have a question or something? Just wanted to say hi?
Vandygld: is this your gay lovers sn: ChaoSRembrant
msnguy: I'll be your friend if you like. I'd just like a conversation without the personal attacks and such.... not exactly something I'm cool with
Vandygld: aww isn't that sweet
Vandygld: fuckin homo bastard
Vandygld: bye
msnguy: is there any reason why you try to get on my nerves?
msnguy: I don't see any reason behind it all
msnguy: anyhoo, I won't block you just yet. I'd like to understand whats going on first
Vandygld: cause you are gay and like to shove gerbils in your ass and dance on the ddr machine
Vandygld: gnite
msnguy: sleep well
Vandygld signed off at 5:19:55 AM.