Since this guy is supposedly a friend from highschool, I reluctantly unblock him over time. Below is what this man has said to get himself blocked yet again.
Jan 14, 2002 - 12:30:30 AM
Anon: Jesse is an amateur who had to use blogger to make this site cause he doesn't know jack about html
Jul 20, 2002 - 01:33:28 AM
Anon: hey
Anon: have you heard the new DJ Shadow album?
Anon: I think you might like it more than his previous one
Anon: Hey man, have you heard the new DJ Shadow?
msnguy: nope
Anon: is very very good
Anon: gonna buy tomorrow, along with some porno
msnguy: at the same place?
Anon: got paycheck, now im goin to the smut sto'
Anon: o yea
Anon: you got any recomendations for porno?
Anon: any special preferences?
Anon: girl-girl?
Anon: hello?
Anon: how bout some anal action?
msnguy: you're weird
Anon: why, whats wrong with some porno every once in a while
Anon: smut can be your best friend
msnguy: please....keep it to yourself. I'd rather not know what you're watching at 2 in the morning
Anon: whats the point in denying it?
msnguy: Theres stuff I'd rather not know about
Anon: have you ever used stolen credit card numbers to buy shit off the internet?
Anon: hello?
Anon: h-h-h-h-hello?
msnguy: please don't tell me you're considering that
Jul 21, 2002 - 04:21:06 AM
Anon: hey
Anon: du hast
Anon: du hast meich
msnguy: ?
msnguy: *****, you really make no sense at all
Anon: *****?
Anon: ***** is a colloquiall figure
Anon: only in your inmaginations
Anon: is anything like that possible
msnguy: ***** *********
msnguy: you okay? where do you take classes to act so strangely?
Anon: in your butthole, like candy apples
Anon: please respond to my various witty remarks
Anon: what is your buddy icon
msnguy: I don't know why I unblock you
Anon: because you like talking to me, like you like programming
Anon: same ballparks
Anon: same ballsavks
Anon: what?
msnguy: ha, *block*
Aug 18, 2002 - 08:53:35 PM
Anon: hey do you drink bud dry?
msnguy: okay, there you go again. You're acting crazy
Anon: naw naw i'm just kidding
Anon: remember that time when Zac was a raging alcoholic
msnguy: nope. Wasn't there
Anon: I remember one time I saw you and your brother at the fun center
Anon: in treasure island
msnguy: !
Anon: ahahaha yeap
Anon: me and my friend Roman were there
Anon: i'm pretty sure it was you
msnguy: oh uhh, alrighty
Anon: you were playing that 18 wheeler game?
msnguy: nope
Anon: what is your brother up to?
Anon: your brother had on nike shoes
msnguy: nothing much
Anon: your old ones
msnguy: lol. Thats all you can remember bout him?
Anon: ahahaha
Anon: yea
Anon: man we were really drunk
Anon: it was like 3 in the afternoon
Anon: do you still get wasted?
msnguy: never did, buddy
....
Anon: hey listen to this prank call i made:
msnguy: no thanks
Anon wants to send file Ludicris - Too Many Niggas.mp3.
msnguy declined request; the file will not be sent.
msnguy: no thanks
Anon wants to send file Truth Hurts feat. R. Kelly.mp3.
msnguy declined request; the file will not be sent.
Anon: are you sure?
msnguy: I don't do R&B/Rap
Anon: ah true you like that drumnbass
Anon wants to send file Ludicris - Too Many Niggas.mp3.
msnguy declined request; the file will not be sent.
msnguy: umm
Anon: ooops
Anon: hold on
Anon wants to send file that_would_be_me-cms.mp3.
msnguy declined request; the file will not be sent.
msnguy: thats alright
Anon: have you heard of a DJ called RJD2?
msnguy: nope
msnguy: brb. rebooting
Aug 18, 2002 - 10:27:20 PM
Anon: sup
Anon: so you like to smoke that dro huh?
msnguy: who in the world are you mixing me up with?
Anon: you are Jesse right?
msnguy: yeah
Anon: owner of Interfocus
msnguy: ....yeah
Anon: Interfocus Enterprises Dot Com
msnguy: no
Anon: man is your company still running?
Anon: remember the time when we had Mrs *****
msnguy: its on hold
msnguy: yeah
Anon: we had to do AMSCO exercises
msnguy: mmm hmm
Anon: she was such a W-H-O-R-E
Anon: if you catch my drift
msnguy: uhhh, she wasn't all that bad
Anon: *drool*
Anon: oh
Anon: sometimes i felt like back handing her
Anon wants to send file Chino XL - Rappaz Are In Danger.mp3.
msnguy declined request; the file will not be sent.
msnguy: how many times do I need to tell you?
Anon: sorry
Anon: i'm a little slow
Anon: i read on a 11th grade level
msnguy: okay, now I'm not sure if I know you
Anon: ahaha remember we had theatre
msnguy: I never took theatre
Anon: yes you did
msnguy: it was optional, right?
Anon: oh wait maybe that was jake
Anon: yea
msnguy: didn't do it
Anon: what is your major in UF
Anon: mine is culinary arts
msnguy: Comp. Sci
Anon: do you have Hardware or Software emphasis
msnguy: software
Anon: word link
Anon: have you heard the new ONYX
Anon: how come you went to UF instead of FAMU
Anon: hey did you like that girl *****
Anon wants to send file nelly-gettin_it_started_ft_cedric_the_entertainer_and_lala-rns.mp3.
msnguy declined request; the file will not be sent.
msnguy: ONYX - no
FAMU - because UF is better
***** - Not really
Anon: did you knock dust off that pussy
msnguy: wtf man. Show some respect
Anon: oh sorry
Anon: how rambuctious of me
msnguy: just 'cause I could count the black girls with one hand doesn't mean I'd automatically like one of 'em
Anon: oh
Anon: so you like to use one hand
msnguy: this is why I've been blocking you. You're obnoxiously rude
Anon: what?
msnguy: I don't even remember who you are
Anon: *****
Anon: i'm your friend
msnguy: yea....
Anon: so you like to masturbate with one hand to *****?
Anon wants to send file Ludicris - Too Many Niggas.mp3.
msnguy declined request; the file will not be sent.
msnguy: wtf *block*